In summer of 1989, Novosti (the Soviet Press Agency) invited
12 American journalists to tour the USSR. At the time, yours truly was
editor-in-chief of The Capital Times of Lincoln, Nebraska. My
wife, Penny, was special-features editor and a Lincoln radio and TV
personality. Somehow, she and I were selected to join ten other
American journalists for 17 days of interviews with senior Soviet
officials.
As our group assembled at New York’s JFK Airport, we were
introduced to a quiet, shy, handsome, young man who, at the time, was
editorial-page editor for The Washington Times. His name was
Tony Snow. Tony, to the regret of everyone who, later, knew him or knew
of his work on radio, as a speech writer for President George H.W.
Bush, as the seven-year host of Fox News Sunday, and as press secretary
for President George W. Bush, died last Friday of colon cancer, at age
53.
The ring master for our group of 12 was the irrepressible
essayist and novelist, Larry Moffitt. Larry sent me off to buy a supply
of duty-free whisky to be used to “influence” certain friends Larry
knew from his previous ventures behind the Iron Curtain. Tony Snow was
dispatched to buy as many cartons of Marlboro cigarettes as the law
would allow. None of us smoked; however, the cigarettes would prove
indispensable in dealing with customs inspectors and getting Moscow
taxi drivers to stop for us. Larry showed us how to pack the cartons of
cigarettes inside our suitcases so the Soviet customs inspectors would
be able to set them aside and then “forget” to put them back.
The most exciting part of the trip for me was getting through
KGB passport control at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo Airport. In an earlier
life, I had operated in Europe under a variety of names and with a
variety of passports. Would the computer being used by the KGB
officials say I should be denied entry or even arrested? Fortunately,
he gave me the same bored look that he gave to Penny, Tony, Larry and
the others. I was in.
Tony was the kind of guy who put the word “gentle” into
gentleman. But he was no pushover. One evening our group, AKA the Dirty
Dozen, (the City of Moscow had shut down the central hot-water plant
for repairs), was invited to a Russian wedding. Vodka was flowing. The
Russians were dancing. Then, a really huge and very drunk Russian came
over to our table to pick a fight. In a flash, Tony, who was 6-foot-two
and very fit, was in between our table of superannuated journalists and
the bellicose Russian. I think the Russian was grateful that his
comrades pulled him away before Tony could deck him.
In Moscow, Novosti provided a small carry bus to take us (and
our KGB minder) to interview the senior officials Novosti wanted
interviewed. Tony wanted to interview “real” Russians, so he induced
one of us to pretend a wasp bite. During the ensuing confusion, Tony
slipped off the bus in search of “real” Russians. When he discovered
Tony was missing, our minder almost fainted.
One night near Minsk, we were hosted at dinner by the director
of a Collective Farm. As a youth, our host had been badly wounded by
the Nazis. An old Babushka (grandmother) nursed him back to health with
fermented mare’s milk. Recounting that story, the director made us
toast her memory with a shot of fermented mare’s milk. Yuk.
As the senior journalist (in age), I jumped up to offer a
response-toast -- but with vodka. Tony caught on to my ploy. He
followed immediately with a vodka toast. Then, the rest of the Dirty
Dozen caught on and we kept the vodka toasts going around the table to
the point our vodka-addled host forgot all about any more toasts with
fermented mare’s milk. Whew.
Tony Snow was someone you never forget. We just wish he could have stayed with us a lot longer.
William Hamilton, a syndicated columnist and featured
commentator for USA Today, studied government and politics at Harvard’s
JFK School of Government. Dr. Hamilton is a member of the Association
of Former Intelligence Officers (AFIO)
©2008. William Hamilton.
Posted on
Monday, July 14, 2008
by William Hamilton, J.D., Ph.D.